I highly doubt he wants to see me. Plus I’d really appreciate it if no one would tell me when he’s down here. Then it’ll hurt far less because I won’t know he’s nearby. So please don’t tell me. If he was gunnna see me he’s tell me.
damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob
This drink I like it. Another!
I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :(“
starting the boyfriend challenge
i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours
or they can just donate to me
I haven’t felt this, but it’s always amusing when I feel it in a boy’s cock!
Can we please talk about this?
fuck u freddie benson
That’s the plan
I want some intimacy. I want some romance. I want love.
omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was
Hold on to those men and never let go