Me, Myself, and I
Whyd you break up? And are you the one hes going to see? He said he was flying down to Florida sometime last week
Anonymous

I highly doubt he wants to see me. Plus I’d really appreciate it if no one would tell me when he’s down here. Then it’ll hurt far less because I won’t know he’s nearby. So please don’t tell me. If he was gunnna see me he’s tell me.

cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

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misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :(“

vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

Being so horny you can feel your heartbeat in your genitals.

girlsrule-subsdrool:

I haven’t felt this, but it’s always amusing when I feel it in a boy’s cock!

spicy-vagina-tacos:

knightscrest:

ohshititzminahhh:

Can we please talk about this?

fuck u freddie benson

That’s the plan

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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taint3ed:

I want some intimacy. I want some romance. I want love.

Another boyfriend? What happened with you and Jay?
Anonymous

We broke up.

khaleesi-of-baker-street:

tardis-mainframe:

wsbuckybarnes:

stylinwho:



omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was

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Hold on to those men and never let go

khaleesi-of-baker-street:

tardis-mainframe:

wsbuckybarnes:

stylinwho:

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omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was

Hold on to those men and never let go